On the Whistle…

‘Hello, the Somme Public Baths – no running, shouting, or piddling in the shallow end…ah, Captain Darling…tomorrow at dawn. Oh, excellent! See you later then! Bye!’ – Captain Edmund Blackadder, receiving orders for the final attack, Blackadder Goes Forth, Ep 6: ‘Goodbyeee’ War Mages: Sharpshooter is as ready for deployment as I can make it. …